About this game

"This is the game all those Gamers were warning you would happen if you kept letting your liberal values run amok." -John Walker, Kotaku.

Don’t Die Single

Hang out with a cast of absurdly beautiful hunks and hunkettes. Date a vampire, who thinks he’s got magic powers. A monster girl, who’s in love with Halloween despite not knowing when it is. Or explore your villainous side- and romance the Spider Queen herself. The game features 13 hot singles, all looking for love!

Play with Your Friends!

Bring in some friends to really dial things up a notch! Everyone's choices affect group narratives in this dating sim- meaning things get more chaotic and interesting the more people you add! Team up to take on demons, or sabotage each other to claim the title of Legendary Hero!

Write Your Own Story!

The game features over 400 goofy scenarios and 120 different endings! With plenty of enemies, bosses, and costumes to unlock- this game is designed to be played over and over and over and over and over again!